Willard has adopted the Bush Doctrine. He is planning pre-emptive attacks against an adversary so insidious that it menaces not only his own home but threatens to destabilize his entire neighborhood: Dandelions.
For many years he just ignored the dandelions in his yard. In fact, he thought they were kinda pretty, both the yellow flowers and the puffy delicate seeds that looked like a field of little old ladies growing in his yard. Then, one year, when he went on vacation in April, a neighbor cut his lawn for him without being asked to do so. He got the memo. Dandelions were a terrorist threat, and he was not a part of the coalition. Click here for the rest of the pictory and to see an enlargement of the print.